The Kardashians (Even those that actually Jenners) are a Kolorful bunch. They are the type that might, oh I don’t know , throw a 10 million dollar wedding to a man they pretty much know they don’t love. So The Christmas card that they put out this year should not be a surprise; It is … odd. I think they were going for some stagey avant garde thing but mostly I think they seem like a John Waters flashback.
On Sunday’s “Keeping Up With the Kardashians: A Very Merry Christmas” special on E!, the crew got together to sip champagne, open presents and regale each other with tales of Christmases past before vamping it for famed photographer David LaChapelle, whose taste for celebrity, kitsch and Photoshop couldn’t be more on par with the Kardashians.
It seems that the woman won the day with this Krismas inKardnation ( OK, I will stop now) , as conspicuously absent were Kanye West , Lamar Odom , Scott Disick, and all the Kardashian-Jenner brothers. Bruce Jenner got shafted, quite literally and unfortunately, in a cryogenics tube. There is no Christ, no Tree and no sign of baby North.
According to E!, the look is “high-fashion” and “carnival-like,”, and why not ? What says Christmas more than locking your soon to be ex in a tube, having your teenaged daughters dressed like high priced hookers in Vegas, having your grandson looking like Drew Barrymore Circa 1986, as the drunk child at the party, having the ironic and somewhat TOO honest placing of your chief money maker in tableau next to a big glittery dollar sign and , of course, making sure that everyone else is just not there. Merry Christmas to all !