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It’s Beginning to look a lot like Krismas! Kardashian Christmas Card

kardashian11 e1387526989707 Its Beginning to look a lot like Krismas! Kardashian Christmas Card The Kardashians (Even those that actually Jenners) are a Kolorful bunch. They are the type that might, oh I don’t know , throw a 10 million dollar wedding to a man they pretty much know they don’t love. So The Christmas card that they put out this year should not be a surprise; It is … odd. I think they were going for some stagey avant garde thing but mostly I think they seem like a John Waters flashback.

On Sunday’s “Keeping Up With the Kardashians: A Very Merry Christmas” special on E!, the crew got together to sip champagne, open presents and regale each other with tales of Christmases past before vamping it for famed photographer David LaChapelle, whose taste for celebrity, kitsch and Photoshop couldn’t be more on par with the Kardashians.

It seems that the woman won the day with this Krismas inKardnation ( OK, I will stop now) , as conspicuously absent were Kanye West , Lamar Odom , Scott Disick, and all the Kardashian-Jenner brothers. Bruce Jenner got shafted, quite literally and unfortunately, in a cryogenics tube. There is no Christ, no Tree and no sign of  baby North.

According to E!, the look is “high-fashion” and “carnival-like,”, and why not ? What says Christmas more than locking your soon to be ex in a tube, having your teenaged daughters dressed like high priced hookers in Vegas, having your grandson looking like  Drew Barrymore Circa 1986, as the drunk child at the party, having the ironic and somewhat TOO honest placing of your chief money maker in tableau next to a big glittery dollar sign and , of course, making sure that everyone else is just not there.  Merry Christmas to all !

About Brie Stoll

Brie Stoll is a writer, she has been writing for the last 28 years and has been published in several magazines and poetry reviews under her various nom de plumes. Her first published story “The Goddess” was featured as a storyline in the movie “Relax its just sex”. She has worked behind the scenes as a ghost for several writers. In 2010 she returned to the vocation that she loves with her blog , and is currently working on her first mystery Novel .

14 comments

  1. This is confusing & haphazard.

  2. That is not Christmas, that’s “look at how vain we are”! They are just a HOT MESS!

  3. I like Curvy smart not Curvy dumb!!!

  4. I would say this expresses who they are perfectly. It’s all about vanity, greed, excess and self indulgence!

  5. Why are you making shallow, stupid people famous?

  6. Jessica Roqueta

    Curvy* ;) lol I’m not a Kardashian fan but it’s different and unique from the usual “smiling family in front of the Christmas tree/fireplace/etc.” I like the artistry of it anyway.

  7. Haha … you are giving me too much credit, I am not able to make them famous, if I was in charge 30 rock would still be on the air and Daria would be in it’s 18th season! I am just making note of the news.

  8. Stefanie Argudo Mackenzie

    These people make me ill.

  9. LOL what did you expect from the Kradishan klan

  10. It’s sucks

  11. Nikki Pearson

    This is awful

  12. junky trashy over the top, just like them

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